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Semi-Heroic Sidekick Guy...
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Monday, 19 November 2012 01:10
GOING OFF COURSE - Amiable Apple Valley triathlete Mike Ladendorf claims to be a "regular" guy who sells beer and loves animals and Bruce Willis movies. We have irrefutable proof, however, that there is nothing "regular" about Mr. Ladendorf, if that, in fact, is really his name.
We have uncovered some photographs that clearly prove that "Mike" is a CRIME FIGHTING SIDEKICK! Three such pics are posted in this expose'.
In case the photos don't paint a clear enough picture for you, let us explain our conclusions, starting with the "sidekick" thing.
What do we know about sidekicks? They hang out with a heroic person, and are typically shorter and less heroic than that person. The totally heroic person with a sidekick doesn't have to be a superhero, but it's better if he or she is. If that person is not a superhero, he or she nevertheless has to fight tirelessly against evil and be beloved by those who cherish truth and justice, things that used to be known as "The American Way." ...
Team Minnesota - Men...
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Friday, 16 November 2012 01:10
(Nick Morales / TriJuice.com Photo - L- R - Dan, Patrick, Matt, Devon, Alex, Marcus, David and Kevin.)
How was men's Team Minnesota determined? Here's an inside look.
1. DAVID THOMPSON - 15 races, 8 wins. While it can be argued that Dan Hedgecock's 2012 resume, in relative terms, i.e. Dan being an elite amateur; DKT being a pro, was superior to David's, the Committee is quick to point out that the speed differential between credentialed pros (like Thompson) and credentialed amateurs (like Hedge) is substantial. David and Dan raced in the same event on six occasions in 2012. DKT came out on top in five of those races, four of which were Olympic distance, where David bettered Dan by an average of 3:21. They also faced each other at Chisago Half, with somewhat gimpy David winning in 4:00:59, and Dan placing 2nd in 4:06:19....
Women's Team Minnesota....
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Thursday, 15 November 2012 01:10
(Nick Morales / TriJuice.com Photo L - R - Ruth's mom, CY, Suz, Claire Bear, Elaine, HKM and Andi.)
Here's a cursory look at how Women's Team Minnesota 2012 was determined.
1. RUTH BRENNAN MORREY - Nine races. Eight CR wins and a 2nd. Clear choice for 1st place. Ruth will receive serious consideration for USAT AOY Honorable Mention.
2. CATHY YNDESTAD - Won eight of 12 races. CY was the only Minnesota woman to beat Ruth this year, doing so at Life Time Tri - Minneapolis. She, too, will be considered for USAT AOY HM, which if that happens will be her third HM to go with the AOY award she earned in 2009. All Committee members agreed on Cathy's TM placement.
3. SUZIE FOX - Won six of 12 races. Nudged Claire out of the 3rd spot, thanks largely to her success at long as well as short distances. Claire only raced in shorter events....
Whys & Wherefores...
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Wednesday, 14 November 2012 01:10
(Nick Morales / TriJuice.com Photo - Bearded Dan Hedgecock receiving one of his two MMAs.)
Yesterday we explained the MMA Committee's overriding rationale behind the selection of the women's winners. Today we'll discuss the selection process for the guys.
TRIATHLETE OF THE YEAR - Dan Hedgecock
Slam dunk. Hedge won eight races in 2012, including the Hy-Vee 5150 US Championships, Life Time Tri - Minneapolis Elite and St. Anthony's 5150 Elite, and for the 2nd consecutive year was unbeaten by fellow Minnesotans. He also turned in the faster half IM time (4:06) than any of his Loon State peers this year. He's currently receiving serious consideration for the USAT Athlete of the Year award.
PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR - Dan Hedgecock's Course Record at Hy-Vee 5150 US Championship
Another slam. Hy-Vee was the most competitive race of the year and Dan won it convincingly. His performance was arguably the biggest win by a Minnesota male in the last 15+ years....