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Royal's River Triathlon Stuff...
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Monday, 04 October 2010 08:45
The tri season in Minnesota is NOT over, as we believed until Steve Halsey set us straight. Thanks, Steve!
We feel like morons!
So, if you're looking for one more multi, check out the Royal's River Triathlon next Saturday (Oct. 9) in Watertown. Yes, the swim will be in a pool. To learn more, visit the event's WEBSITE.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE. We just received this Press Releaselette:...
Bonnie's Birthmark...
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Monday, 04 October 2010 05:00
Winston Churchill (photo) was a famous fat guy. Like most truly obese dudes, be had "man boobs." Or as they 
are more contemporarily known: Moobs.
Legend has it that hidden in the fold beneath his left moob was a birthmark shaped precisely like his beloved Great Britain. Moreover, the mark was
Kickin' Tush At Kickin' Leaves..
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Sunday, 03 October 2010 10:29
Race Coverage - Taggart Downare picked up his fourth victory of the season and fifth of his career at the 4th annual Kickin'Leaves Duathlon yesterday. His CR-crushing time was 58:17 and his margin over runner-up Ryan Herzog was an adipose 4:04. Tara Makinen, who will submit a race report in a few days, won the women's race by a similarly plump margin. The Grand Rapids event was our state's final multisport event of the year....
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Cool Running Stuff...
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Friday, 01 October 2010 09:30
Wanna see what smooth, fast running looks like? Former Minnesota Master Triathlete of the Year and total hoot, Heidi Keller-Miler sent us a link to the MDRA website which features a video of this year's Victory 5K & 10K. It was videographicated by super triathlete and truly tall person Curt Wood. Curt is already 7'4" but on Rollerblades, he shoots up to 8'2". Inexpertly rolling around the course with expensive videographical equipment stuck to his face and looking like a hairless, drunken sasquatch, he was able to totally freak out many of the runners, several of whom were forced to DNF....
