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A Prickly Tickly Tummy Weekend...

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Ever get tickly pricklies in your tummy when you're waiting for something that can't get here fast enough?

Us neither.

We lied. Actually, our digestive organs are totally spazzed with anticipation over next weekend's racing schedule (pronounced Britishly: "Shed-Yew-El")...

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Royal's River Triathlon Stuff...

wmThe tri season in Minnesota is NOT over, as we believed until Steve Halsey set us straight. Thanks, Steve!

We feel like morons!

So, if you're looking for one more multi, check out the Royal's River Triathlon next Saturday (Oct. 9) in Watertown. Yes, the swim will be in a pool. To learn more, visit the event's WEBSITE.

WAIT! THERE'S MORE. We just received this Press Releaselette:...

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Bonnie's Birthmark...

winstonWinston Churchill (photo) was a famous fat guy. Like most truly obese dudes, be had "man boobs." Or as they larsenare more contemporarily known: Moobs.

Legend has it that hidden in the fold beneath his left moob was a birthmark shaped precisely like his beloved Great Britain. Moreover, the mark was

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Kickin' Tush At Kickin' Leaves..

klRace Coverage - Taggart Downare picked up his fourth victory of the season and fifth of his career at the 4th annual Kickin'Leaves Duathlon yesterday. His CR-crushing time was 58:17 and his margin over runner-up Ryan Herzog was an adipose 4:04. Tara Makinen, who will submit a race report in a few days, won the women's race by a similarly plump margin. The Grand Rapids event was our state's final multisport event of the year....

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