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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE MTN GUYS!

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Happy Holidays, Everyone!

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Kendall Jenner, Croatian Cable Cars & Boutique Dog Food...

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If we could, the MTN Guys would give special Christmas gifts to all of the multisport athletes in our state, and for the last several years we have revealed the presents we would give to members of Team Minnesota if we were solvent enough to do so.

We are so not solvent enough to do that.

Yesterday, we posted the gifts that we won't be giving to the men of Team Minnesota. Here are the gifts we won't we be giving to the Team Minnesota women:

  1. GABY BUNTEN – After looking at the “Likes” on Gaby's FB page, we want to give her tickets to a Drake concert and a European shopping spree with Kendall Jenner.

  2. KORTNEY HAAG – We can't really give gifts, we can only reveal what we'd like to give. For Kort, we'd like for time to slow down so her kids don't grow up too fast. We'd like to postpone the onset of Empty Nest Syndrome as long as possible....

Onesies, Ozzy Glasses, Kangaroos & Elvis....

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If we could, the MTN Guys would give special Christmas gifts to all of the multisport athletes of our state, and for the last several years we have revealed the presents we would give to members of Team Minnesota if we were solvent enough to do so.

We are so not solvent enough to do so.

Here's what we won't be giving to the men of Team Minnesota 2017 ...

 

 

Dear Santa...

 

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By Brad Mitchell

 

 

Dear Santa,

 

I am on the MMA selection committee and I really want my job to be easier, next season when selecting the top 10 female and male athletes. Please bring me these things this Christmas (as well as that damn wetsuit you keep promising will make me swim faster)

 

I give credit to athletes who sign up for tough, competitive races.  I DGAS about a 10 win season, where it's all local races and the team Minnesota athlete signs up late after the MNTRINEWS update about how, "we are still waiting to see if any of our state's top athletes will sign up" 

 

Here is when I know you are serious about trying to nab the top spots ...
 
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