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Fake Newtons & Dissing Taylor Swift...

joey(Photo - Joey Hetherton, who was on TV and in a few movies in the 60s. She is about 90 now and doesn't look as good as she used to.)

WHERE ENTERTAINERS GO TO DIE - A bazillion folks visit Branson every year.

And why shouldn

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VOTE FOR RACE OF THE YEAR....

Voting for TRIATHLETES CHOICE 2011 RACE OF THE YEAR will start on Tuesday, September 20. The Voting Buttons in the sidebar ad sections will be activated then.

Cloudy Future...

runBy Jim Rueda

Mankato Free Press Sports Editor (September 13, 2011)

NORTH MANKATO

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Seriously Cool Stuff....

swim* BOUS STUFF - When Patrick Parish left T2 on Saturday at the 7th annual Best of the US National Championship in Gulf Shores, AL, which incidentally is a totally bitchin' place, he was in 4th place, exactly three minutes behind the leader, Louisiana's Ben Hall, and 2:08 behind eventual winner and Minnesota teammate Matthew Payne. Patrick then laid down a brilliant 33:20 10K split, which allowed him to overtake National Classers Hall, James Haycraft (NC) and Colin Riley (FL) and come within 12 seconds of catching Payne. The Minnesotans were the stars of the show, each blowing the doors off the previous race record (2:02:23) and setting Olympic distances PRs: 1:52:45 & 1:52:57.

The win was the 16th of Payne's young career and 5th of the 2011 season. Matt's race report will post tomorrow.

* TWO-TIMIN' -MTN sends congratulationous kudos to Jamie Heying, who became the Burrito Union 5 & 10 Hour Tri's first two-time solo...

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Sean & John Get Pulled Over...

beerWARNING: This story may have been embellished slightly.

By Warren Peece

Sean is the guy with the tattoos and a loud Peter Griffin sense of humor. He got into sport belching when he was in junior college back in the Reagan era, but hasn't done much of that lately; certainly not in the last few weeks, anyway. He loves women but hates marriage. He's not very good at it. He has a child or two that he hasn't met.

John is Sean's friend. He's a quiet guy, except during hockey season, and looks like he may have played football in high school. He has two kids, both of whom he knows well. They live with him and the family dog, a slobbery Mastiff named Slap Shot, in a double-wide outside of Faribault....

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