Race Previews

Meat Frogs & Dork Ninjas...

Tuesday, 07 September 2010 06:00

Race Preview - It is a "deep in the forest" kind of event for "deep in the forest" kind of people. You know, hermits and outcasts and ne-er-do-wells; unshaven and hunched with runny noses; odoriferous folks who talk to themselves; folks whose filthy bodies are ecosystems for multiple, especially insectile, disgusting life forms. Like "Raccoon Hat Guy" in the picture (right).

Well, maybe not that grizzly.

Actually, this event, the Burrito Union 5 & 10 Hour Triathlon, is for "part-time hermits and outcasts and ne-er-do-wells," otherwise civilized..

people who stop shaving and bathing and unashamedly allow effluvium to run freely from their orifices on one day per year, a day on which they become one with nature, releasing the primitive beasts within themselves.