Race Coverage
Former Salukis & Taylor Swift Lookalikes...
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Monday, 17 March 2014 07:10
ED. Here's some perfunctory coverage of a couple of indoor triathlons.
LIFE TIME - EDEN PRAIRIE INDOOR (March 9) - The guy who won this event is named Marty Wyland. There's a guy by that name on Facebook, but we're not 100% sure if it's the guy who won the tri, but we think it is. If we're right, we know that he's a former "Saluki," i.e. that he attended Southern Illinois University, and he likes Twinkies alot. He's a computer guy and has a lot of hair. At age 55, he rocked a 13th place overall finish at One Last Tri last fall.
Marty placed 5th at this event last year.
The fastest woman at LTF-EP was Crista Bartholomew. Crista is one of the totally attractive women in the photo (L). We don't know which one. The girl on the left looks a little like Jennifer Lawrence, don't you think? The girl on the right looks like a slightly older version of Taylor Swift...
Our gut tells us that the girl on the right is Crista. Both women look great in their leather coats.
We looked at some of Crista's uncaptioned travel photos. We think she's been to Prescott, Arizona.
The Eden Prairie Indoor Tri had thirty-nine finishers. RESULTS
LIFE TIME - MAPLE GROVE INDOOR (March 9) - Thirty-six people finished this year's swim-trainer-treadmill event. Racking up the most points for their respective genders were Jason Krob (photo) and Renee Hickerson. According to his FB page, Jason lived in The Cities, moved away from The Cities, and has returned to The Cities. It's good to have him back.
As for Ms. Hickerson, we looked her up on Onlineraceresults.com. We were impressed with her running times and places.