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Saturday, 24 September 2011 03:00

(Photo - Joey Hetherton, who was on TV and in a few movies in the 60s. She is about 90 now and doesn't look as good as she used to.)

WHERE ENTERTAINERS GO TO DIE - A bazillion folks visit Branson every year.

And why shouldn

Last weekend, more than 2000 triathletes also descended on this exciting, fudgy , putt-putty haven for over-the-hill entertainers for the 2nd annual Branson 70.3.

One of them was Minnesotan Sue Rubens (big photo below), who rocked the race course like the 600+ Elvis impersonators that work in that town. The lean 45-year-old placed 10th overall in the women