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Wednesday, 13 July 2011 03:00

* LOVING THE "DO" - Brandon Onopa is one of our favorite young people. Smart and gentlemanly, he was obviously brought up by world class parents.

We've known him since he was very short. Now he's very tall and attends college in Pennsylvania.

We also knew him when he had a very conservative haircut. But now he sports a combination mullet and mohawk. A Mulhawk. Or maybe a Mo-lett. Accent on the first syllable.

Whatever.

Brandon's do is not only insanely cool-looking, apparently it is also performance enhancing. (The YndeCam photo L does not do his haircut justice. He was suffering from "helmet head.") He debuted his fast coif at Life Time-Minneapolis last Saturday and wound up placing 13th in the Stud Horse division, a.k.a. the men's Elite Amateur competition....

Hair grows, Brandon. So please be diligent. Keep those sides shaved down. Gel that hawk. And don't touch the long stuff in the back until it becomes an impediment to your toileting.

* CHASING SKIRT - The Skirt Chaser Dash, sponsored by Skirt Sports and Gear West Bike & Tri, consists of a social bike ride (not a run, like in the past) and a cookout. It will start and