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Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:00

I got AARP

I caught site of Gramps in my peripheral, drafting off my rear wheel. I have no idea how he transported himself there, but there he was, strong and disturbing. He appeared to want to pass me. I appeared to not want him to pass me. And so, I swerved every so slightly. A little left, a little right, a little zig-zag to shake things up. He looked a bit put off and clenched his steely jaw. I was VO2 maxed out and my jaw hung open like the wide open back of a semi truck with it