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Dog Days Ahead...

Wednesday, 23 February 2011 04:00

Going Off Course - Dave Schutz is a really nice guy. He is also the recently appointed director of the Life Time Fitness Minneapolis Triathon and the founder/director of Trinona, which was named 2010 Triathletes Choice Race of the Year. He has a smoking hot wife and rad son named Kaler, age 14 months.

Life is good, right?....

Right! In fact, it's too good. And it's time to do something about that. It's time to disrupt his idyllic life with barking and pooping and shedding and slipper-chewing and engorged ticks the size of kiwis and rolling in unspeakably gross stuff.

That's right. The Schutz's are in the process of getting a dog. To assist them in this endeavor, we went to the pound and took pictures (above) of a few alleged canines that, for some unknown reason, have yet to be adopted.

All kidding aside, we hope that Dave and his family find their perfect best friend.

Below is a bunch of stuff about Dave and his family. You'll note that he is well traveled and unapologetically loves rap and hip-hop and used to run the burger machine at Burger King. Additionally, he drinks too darn much Diet Mountain Dew and is able to significantly alter his physical dimensions horizontally, but not vertically.