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chadGoing Off Course - Decorated triathlete / duathlete / intrepid climber of things / mild-mannered guy Chad Millner is a civil engineer.

Does anyone who is not a civil engineer really know what a civil engineer does? Our best guess is that a civil engineer is a polite person who either designs stuff or drives a train. We suspect that Chad Millner is a courteous train driver.

Why? ....

"Cuz, as you can tell from the various photos, Chad likes cool hats. And everyonehat knows that train drivers wear very cool hats.

No, we don't have an actual picture of Chad wearing a train driver hat. But we don't have any photos of him politely designing stuff, either.

What else do we suspect about Chad? Though we do not want to besmirch his character, we believe that Chad is totally feckless. We'd be surprised if he possessed any chad hatfeck at all.

Why do we think this?

Because Chad's dream job is, and we're quoting here, "...to be a stay-at-home dad with no kids." How feckless is that?

Sure we suspect stuff about Chad Millner, but do we actually KNOW anything about him?

Yes, we do. CM is a guy who loves to climb things, like mountains in Africa, canyon walls in Arizona and frozen waterfalls in Minneapolis. (Doing this kind of stuff necessitates the wearing of cool hats.) We know he's a handsome man who loves his wife enough to take her with him when he climbs stuff. As you can see, she likes cool hats, too. He also has two small dogs that he occasionally pets. He's a connoisseur of great burgers and burritos. He prefers custard to ice cream and wishes he had a flying car.

And those who know Chad Millner, know that he is a totally nice guy.

BACKGROUND:

Name? Chad Millner

Age? 34

Where you live now? Eden Prairie

Where were you born? Pierz, MN

Education? Where? Gustavus Adolphus (to play basketball, after one year changed to track and cross country), University of Minnesota

Degrees? BS in Civil Engineering

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