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Sunday, 25 August 2013 01:10

By Bonnie Clutchpopper

It was two long months of dedicated dread, hard earned evasiveness and justification before I finally drove into the parking lot. Perhaps under normal circumstances, I could rest easy and sleep again, had the discovery not been so disturbing, or the reality so harsh. But that was only the beginning. When you make a discovery like this, things change. You change. You come to understand the death of the English language. I used to resist the spelling of Coach jonnyj

normal things such as the year I once spent teaching English and Economics in S. Korea. Come to find out, my students were not of the animated sort. In fact, several of my students were actually terrified by my animations. In a desperate attempt to calm their fears, I took a quick round trip to the US and had a gallon of Botox violently injected into my face. It helped a little but the allergic reaction was a bit disturbing. On the flipside, although shyness has its setbacks, most things have an upside. Consider the cash I would have wasted on frivolous social outings during which I would have succeeded only in scaring people with my wild facial expressions, the cost savings from not becoming a news anchor, and the dangers I