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Tuesday, 11 December 2012 01:10

Going Off Course - Lakeville triathlete CURT LOCKMAN has been cursed with movie star good looks.

Which movie star, you ask?

We don't know the guy's name but he starred in "Office Space" and was really good. He also played a narcissistic

do with computers.

According to The National Enquirer, the "Office Space" guy used to date Queen Latiffa and has fathered several love children, one of whom might be Stewie Griffin. Conversely, Curt is happily married, has never even met Queen Latiffa and has legal children who are very, very cute.

Next, "Office Space" guy, though not real tall, isn't short either. He's 5'10." Curt is admittedly short and is totally cool with that. In fact, he considers his shortness to be, according to his OC questionnaire, his "Best Physical Feature" and a great conversation starter. At parties he likes to introduce himself to strangers then say something like, "Did you know that I'm at least an inch taller than Spud Webb, and he can dunk?"

Curt is proud of his lack of verticality, noting many of the history's all-time coolest people were short guys. For instance, his favorite emperor / world class plunderer and pillager was Ghengis Khan, who was supposedly only 5'1" and was known to wear really cool hats (photo R). Curt wanted to name his first son "Ghengis" after the un-tall Mongolian super-warrior, but his wife, who is significantly taller than he is, put the kibosh on that idea. After much debate, they settled on "William," after "William the Conqueror," who she insists was pretty short, too.

On the lengthy roster of Curt's un-tall heroes are Bilbo Baggins, Marty McFly, George Costanza and Tom Cruise.

Like his good buddy Mike Ladendorf, the totally cool not-so-tall guy who introduced him to the tri lifestyle, Curt is a totally fun-loving fella who enjoys teasing and being teased and had gladly allowed us to mess with him. Thanks, Curt.

Check out the non-embellished biographical stuff about movie star look-alike / surfer / family man Curt Lockman below.

BACKGROUND:

Name? Curt Lockman

Age? 31

Where you live now? Lakeville, MN

Where were you born? Waukesha, WI

Education? Where? Degrees? Bachelor of Science in Information Systems with a minor in Photography from University of Wisconsin