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Elongated Duodenums & Neil Diamond...
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Tuesday, 03 December 2013 06:10
Going Off Course - In the movie, "What About Bob?," the multiphobic Bob Wiley, hilariously portrayed by Bill Murray, was asked by Dr. Leo Marvin, portrayed by Richard Dreyfus, to discuss his (Wiley's) divorce, to which Murray's character replied, "There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't."
When you think about it, few people are ambivalent about Neil Diamond. They either hate him, or, like Eden Prairie triathlete/mom/IT consultant, Marisa (pronounced "Mare-ree'-sah) Skees,love him more than life itself.
Why does Marisa adore Neil Diamond so dang much? Is it his music? Sure. Her favorite ND tune is "Cracklin' Rosie," which might be a drug metaphor, but we're not sure. She (Rosie) is a "store-bought" woman who makes "me sing like a guitar hummin,'" which suggests that she might be a prostitute. Once again, we're not sure....
HITS Series Comes to Waconia in 2014...
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Monday, 02 December 2013 06:10
The four-year-old HITS Triathlon Series is coming to Waconia, Minnesota on the weekend of August 16-17, 2014. The Series is known for its "Something For Everyone" format and low entry fees, we encourage you...
Minnesota's 1st AquaBike & The Wilderman...
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Monday, 02 December 2013 04:10
Off Road Iron Distance Triathlon to Take Place in 2014
Press Release - The event, the Wilderman, is scheduled to take place on August 2nd in the Rendezvous region of North East North Dakota, outside of Walhalla. It will be the first time since 2006 that an off road event of this distance has been held.
Up to 250 participants will attempt to complete the 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile mountain bike ride (mix of gravel, double...
What Are You?
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Monday, 02 December 2013 00:10
By Olivier Poirier-Leroy (swimswam.com)
We all have our own little idiosyncrasies as swimmers. Perhaps you will recognize some of the following characters from your own team and groups, and maybe you will see a striking resemblance to a way that you perform at the pool.
Here are 15 common swimming characters we find in our lanes on a day-to-day basis–
The Meet Swimmer. The crunch time performer, the athlete that stands up on the blocks at meets and swims times that do not correlate whatsoever with the times they perform in practice....
Expectation Adjustment Stuff...
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Sunday, 01 December 2013 00:10
By Marty Gaal (for usatriathlon.org)
Part of any well-rounded athletic training program includes realistic goal setting. Goal setting can be as simple as losing X amount of weight and ‘getting into better shape,’ or targeting a specific time or performance goal at a specific event. In the endurance athletic world the tendency is toward the latter although there is nothing wrong with the former.
As the season progresses, you should see measurable results via improved body...
